the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
“ugh people have started shipping kirk and spock”
yeah um the 60s called they have some news for you
[sleeps for 70 years to avoid adulthood and become captain america]
i thank the xkit guy every day for this button
Really though I’m entirely lucky to have been absorbed into the nerdfighter community because I have absolutely no idea how bad it is outside of this safe bubble of kindness.
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power